The Best Boyfriend That I've Ever Had.

Screw it, I’ll date myself. Open doors for myself, take myself on dates, text myself to see how I’m doing and answer myself back. I’ll actually give a flying - about myself. Psh, best relationship I’ve had yet. :-) Yes, I’m insane, but I'll be the best boyfriend that I've ever had.

nah, the "pew pew! pow pow! mooooo! rawr! (means i love you in dinosaur?) kalib plug ma phone in dumb bitch. hai" one.

Uh, yeah, sure whatever lol

ask away,